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Thoughts
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.

When you’re finally holding all the cards, why does everyone else decide to play chess?

Notice for a Science Lab Door (and a few others): Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

Never tell me the sky’s the limit when there are footprints on the moon.

Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand

How can I miss you if you won’t go away?

 

Quotes
“The definition of insanity is doing the same things and expecting a different outcome.” – Albert Einstein

“How long a minute is, depends on which side of the bathroom door you’re on.” – Zall’s Second Law

“A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something.” – Wilson Mizner

“Real knowledge is to know the extent of one’s ignorance.” – Confucius

“Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly.” – Robert F. Kennedy

 

Thoughts
Don’t blame me. I’m only doing what my Rice Crispies told me to do.

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the fire department generally uses water.

Never give up on something that you can’t go a day without thinking about.

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

To achieve the impossible, one must think the absurd; to look where everyone else has looked, but to see what no one else has seen.

 

Quotes
“Expecting something for nothing is the most popular form of hope.” – Arnold Glasow

“Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else.” – Judy Garland

“By swallowing evil words unsaid, no one has ever harmed his stomach.” ~ Winston Churchill

“Someone to tell it to is one of the fundamental needs of human beings.” ~ Miles Franklin

“Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked.” – Jeff Pesis Kennedy

 

 

AND FINALLY…..

SHOULD YOU GIVE MORE OR LESS THAN 100% ?????

A mathematical formula here, puts you in the know:
We know the people…. Either…. I demand, or…. I give…. 100 and something percent. Over 100% ???

How can this be?
We chatted to some random maths prof and came up with this formulae:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

We discovered this:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

but,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

then the over-scores are revealed as,

B-U-L-L-S-*-*-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

and observe how far over, a**-kissing will take you.

A-*-*-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

We thank the random maths prof….. and the Irish whiskey, for this finding.

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