Thoughts & Quotes

. Thoughts: When the tiger comes down from the mountain to the plains, it is bullied by the dogs. And so the domestic rule has evolved: Dogs have owners and cats have staff. Just because nobody complains, doesn’t mean all parachutes are perfect. Polar bears and penguins, never see eye to eye. . Quotes: . […]

. Thoughts: A good friend will always remember you. A best friend will NOT forget about you. A good friend will do some shopping for you when you’re not well. A best friend will do the shopping, then sit with you chatting for company, whilst probably eating the food they brought for you, then go

. Thoughts: It’s not advisable to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. Like life…. It’s something to do A meeting is often an event where the minutes are kept and the hours are lost. If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop. Who would they think was in charge?

. Thoughts Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else. When you’re finally holding all the cards, why does everyone else decide to play chess? Notice for a Science Lab Door (and a few others): Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. Never tell me the sky’s the limit when there are footprints on

. Thoughts Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience. Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot. Is it an attitude problem, or a perception problem? The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach. The hardness of the butter is proportional